MEMORANDUM OPINION
JAMES E. BOASBERG, United States District Judge.
Emily Dickinson once said of dogs, "They are better than [human] beings because they know but do not tell." Unfortunately for Plaintiff Mark Thorp, the only neutral witness in this case is his Doberman...
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