ORDER DENYING MOTION IN LIMINE TO PRECLUDE PLAINTIFF FROM MAKING IMPROPER REMARKS
(ECF No. 48)
ANDREW P. GORDON, District Judge.
Defendant Costco Wholesale Corporation seeks to stop plaintiff's counsel from making various statements to the jury during the upcoming trial. Uncoiling Costco's motion, it appears to ask that I order Aidini's counsel not to: (1) make any venomous remarks that might incite the jurors' "primal" instincts to protect their offspring (what Costco calls the "reptile theory" of advocacy),
Once shed of its skin, Costco's motion is little more than a request that I monitor Aidini's counsel to ensure they stay within the strictures of the federal evidentiary and procedural rules. Of course, counsel must have an evidentiary or legal basis for any statements to the jury. And if some specific statements square with the evidence but also pose a risk of unfairly undermining the jury's reason, I will balance those scales when the time comes.
As to Costco's request that Aidini's counsel be barred from suggesting that the company is slithering from its responsibilities by defending this case, I cannot say at this point that this would be improper argument. Of course, argument is reserved for closings, not to be made during opening statements. And Costco is free to point out in its closing that it is entitled to defend itself like any other party.
Costco next requests that I prohibit Aidini's counsel from suggesting that Costco's witnesses speak with forked tongues or otherwise questioning their credibility. Again, there is no basis to issue such a ban at this time. Aidini's counsel agree they will make comments about credibility only if founded in the evidence—and they are allowed to do that.
Similarly, Costco's arguments about the reptilian theory fail. Federal courts have hissed at motions based on this theory that seek a broad prospective order untethered to any specific statements the other side will make.
IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that Costco's motion in limine