MEMORANDUM AND ORDER
YOUNG, Chief Judge.
I. SOME PRELIMINARY THOUGHTS
There is a derisive ditty going around the courthouse as this opinion is being written. Set to the music of "Happy Together" by The Turtles, in relevant part it goes:
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